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Now cracks a noble heart.

@tiredpoetic / tiredpoetic.tumblr.com

American Weird Girl in London. My hobbies include excessive napping, playing video games, and watching too much TV. I’m really good at pretending like I know what I’m doing.
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most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog
me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.
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how straight ppl flirt

boy: *takes girls phone* girl: haha stop (: boy: *chucks it at the wall* girl: come on tyler give me my phone back (: boy: *shatters screen* girl: aw tyler youre so cute (:

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erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

there it is

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What if you had a glitteris instead of a clitoris.

And then every time you climaxed, glitter would <poof> be everywhere.

Like, Congrats:

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A+ in gif usage.

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Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think ‘too far cut thru grass for food’ and others will be like ‘other human have good idea. I follow’ until there’s a beaten path when there’s perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side

For example

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tbh ‘fiction affects reality and enables morally wrong behavior’ and ‘fiction is still fiction which means the characters in it arent real people so they shouldnt have to be morally perfect to be enjoyed’ arent contradictory and are two discussions that can cohexist

a piece of fiction should challenge its audience, not endanger them

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