Help me win this Ōkami - Amaterasu EXCLUSIVE edition PVC statue from First 4 Figures!
Hobbies: looking in reflective surfaces on tv shows to see if I can see the camera crew
More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.
More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”
More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.
More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.
More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”
More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.
YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.
“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”
“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”
Also consider: vampires who realize three or four hundred years after the fact that they knew someone famous.
Just sits up in bed one night screaming “THAT WAS GEORGE GODDAMN WASHINGTON”
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
True representation
pros and cons of 'making food'
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Japan: Cherry blossoms in full bloom at Mount Yoshino, Nara
Rant; relationship problems
Whenever me and my boyfriend fight big time its normally because "we don't talk often enough" according to him. He barely texts me anymore but if I say something I know I'll get the whole'"I can never do anything right for you can I?!" Argument and then I'll just feel bad for bringing it up and I don't want to cause a fight, but I miss the long texts and stuff. Its hard because he works nights, so when I'm working and awake he's asleep so I don't want to wake him up, but when he is awake he rarely contacts me first. I tend to just wait until I'm going to bed now and text him to let him know I love him.
TOM Presents: Sakura Lucky Game!
Worse than getting fired on your off day
This i why you never write about your work on social media, especially bad things
How it Probably Happened
Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”
Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”
Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”
Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”
Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”
Frank the animator: “More like this?”
Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”
Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”
Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”
and they would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling tumblr kids
We’re the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy!
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
Adam Driver is about 16 years old in this picture, which, according to the Star Wars timeline, is the same age Kylo Ren was when he became Kylo Ren.
So when you’re picturing teenage emo Kylo Ren turning to the dark side and committing those evil acts, this is who you’re picturing.
listen i’m not one to add to posts but adam driver went to high school in my town and according to the local newspaper in this picture he’s arguing w/ the lunch lady bc the mayonnaise packet costs an extra 50 cents. kylo ren turned to the dark side bc condiments cost too much money.
This is important.