#Peaches does this

And you say I’ll end up the crazy cat lady.

Oh my god I have one Zigzagoon. He's not even a cat--he's a tiny raccoon. There's a difference.

ZIGZAGOON USED ROLLOUT!

…….annnnd it seems I was right!

I never denied anything

Boo-hoo.

#go bother your boyfriend brendan#-_-

He only wishes he could be my boyfriend. If he wasn’t heartbroken over what he could never have, that is.

Get over yourself.

I don’t think it’s that hard to beat Brendan tbh

#i looked him up and he’s a top coordinator#lol sorry brendan it’s out of your league

I’ll have you know that I’ve had tons of girls who have wanted to date me in the past >:( I bet I could get May to go on a date with me if she didn’t have a boyfriend!

So you are jealous

I'm not jealous!! Like I said, I could get a date from any girl easily if I wanted to.

Same to you. It’s pretty rare to find a tough opponent seeing as I’m one of the first gyms on the route.

Oh is she finally dating Drew? It took them long enough.

Yeah, they’re hard to come by nowadays, that’s for sure.

So this Drew is Brendan’s rival in love, huh?

Agreed.

And it seems like it, but it appears that Drew is winning.

I don’t think it’s that hard to beat Brendan tbh

#i looked him up and he's a top coordinator#lol sorry brendan it's out of your league

I'll have you know that I've had tons of girls who have wanted to date me in the past >:( I bet I could get May to go on a date with me if she didn't have a boyfriend!

I’m plenty tough! I practically grew up in the wild, you know! I’m 10x tougher than you’ll ever be! When I was a kid my dad would take me out to the swamps. We’d actually swim with the swamp pokemon there. Granted, we always smelled pretty bad once we got home, but it was fun regardless. You’ve gotta have a lot of guts to swim in those waters though. My dad was bitten on the leg once by a massive Carvahna that was living in there. I had to bandage him up myself and take him to the hospital. But he acted like it was no big deal since he’s got a pretty high pain tolerance. And that’s not all. We’d spend weekends up in the mountains to study Snorunt and Glalie. It’d practically be negative temperatures and getting through the storms when you could hardly see would be a real killer. Sometimes we’d spend hours on end trapped in a cave until the storm passed. It’s why I’m able to deal with the weather in Mt. Coronet so easily. My dad prepared me well for the things that I could expect on my journey. He’s turned me into some pretty tough stuff. So, I think I know a thing or two about being tough.

And yeah, that’s her. She walked into a vending machine at the pokemon center the last time we met up.

Holy shit no need to get so defensive, Brendan. There’s no need to overcompensate.

Sounds like a real winner to me. You two are a match made in heaven.

I wasn’t getting defensive. I was sharing a story. I didn’t realize that every story someone tells is them being defensive.

Nah, she’s got a boyfriend. She’s a cutie though.

A story assuring me just how tough you really are!!!!

Even a girl like that deserves better than you, anyways.

Yeah, but now you're assured, right? See? I wasn't even being defensive and now you realize how tough I am. Stories work wonders.

You're going to end up alone with 40 Skitty with an attitude like that.

#It was sorta useful though#Because my bag of chips was stuck#and she knocked it right down#even if she did end up with a bloody nose

BRENDAN

What? Don’t you remember? Honestly, I’d be a little surprised if you did. You knocked your head pretty hard.

#Is your face still bruised?#I bet you look in the mirror every morning and gasp trying to figure out how that got there#And then you panic hoping that nobody notices#especially your boyfriend#But everybody notices because it’s as black as an Umbreon

………….. is it really that noticeable???????????

About as noticeable as a Moltres's flame, May.

#i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

How to know if he has a small dick: uses internet memes

Glad to know you think about my dick.

Maybe punching you in it.

The tough girl act isn’t cute.

I’m sorry you’re intimidated because I’m tougher than you are

#Look at May#She’s cute

???? Isn’t she that ditzy girl you mentioned?

I’m plenty tough! I practically grew up in the wild, you know! I’m 10x tougher than you’ll ever be! When I was a kid my dad would take me out to the swamps. We’d actually swim with the swamp pokemon there. Granted, we always smelled pretty bad once we got home, but it was fun regardless. You’ve gotta have a lot of guts to swim in those waters though. My dad was bitten on the leg once by a massive Carvahna that was living in there. I had to bandage him up myself and take him to the hospital. But he acted like it was no big deal since he’s got a pretty high pain tolerance. And that’s not all. We’d spend weekends up in the mountains to study Snorunt and Glalie. It’d practically be negative temperatures and getting through the storms when you could hardly see would be a real killer. Sometimes we’d spend hours on end trapped in a cave until the storm passed. It’s why I’m able to deal with the weather in Mt. Coronet so easily. My dad prepared me well for the things that I could expect on my journey. He’s turned me into some pretty tough stuff. So, I think I know a thing or two about being tough.

And yeah, that’s her. She walked into a vending machine at the pokemon center the last time we met up.

Holy shit no need to get so defensive, Brendan. There’s no need to overcompensate.

Sounds like a real winner to me. You two are a match made in heaven.

I wasn't getting defensive. I was sharing a story. I didn't realize that every story someone tells is them being defensive.

Nah, she's got a boyfriend. She's a cutie though.

#It was sorta useful though#Because my bag of chips was stuck#and she knocked it right down#even if she did end up with a bloody nose

BRENDAN

What? Don't you remember? Honestly, I'd be a little surprised if you did. You knocked your head pretty hard.

#i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

How to know if he has a small dick: uses internet memes

Glad to know you think about my dick.

Maybe punching you in it.

The tough girl act isn’t cute.

I’m sorry you’re intimidated because I’m tougher than you are

#Look at May#She’s cute

???? Isn’t she that ditzy girl you mentioned?

I'm plenty tough! I practically grew up in the wild, you know! I'm 10x tougher than you'll ever be! When I was a kid my dad would take me out to the swamps. We'd actually swim with the swamp pokemon there. Granted, we always smelled pretty bad once we got home, but it was fun regardless. You've gotta have a lot of guts to swim in those waters though. My dad was bitten on the leg once by a massive Carvahna that was living in there. I had to bandage him up myself and take him to the hospital. But he acted like it was no big deal since he's got a pretty high pain tolerance. And that's not all. We'd spend weekends up in the mountains to study Snorunt and Glalie. It'd practically be negative temperatures and getting through the storms when you could hardly see would be a real killer. Sometimes we'd spend hours on end trapped in a cave until the storm passed. It's why I'm able to deal with the weather in Mt. Coronet so easily. My dad prepared me well for the things that I could expect on my journey. He's turned me into some pretty tough stuff. So, I think I know a thing or two about being tough.

And yeah, that's her. She walked into a vending machine at the pokemon center the last time we met up.

#i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

How to know if he has a small dick: uses internet memes

Glad to know you think about my dick.

Maybe punching you in it.

The tough girl act isn't cute.

#i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

How to know if he has a small dick: uses internet memes

Glad to know you think about my dick.

"i’m the best kisser"

unova-rebel replied to your post:I didn’t think it’d take me this long to get…

Of course not!! There was a snow storm here! It’s made trucking through this mountain pretty difficult. Snow slows you down big time.

Okay but you’re in a cave so ?????

….So I can’t go outside until the storm clears. The whole mountain isn’t a cave, you know. The majority of it is hiking in the outdoors. I’m not going out there, getting lost in the storm and freezing to death.

What a baby.

#can’t handle a little snow?

I can’t see 3 inches in front of me.

So yes.

Shut up.

unova-rebel replied to your post:I didn’t think it’d take me this long to get…

Of course not!! There was a snow storm here! It’s made trucking through this mountain pretty difficult. Snow slows you down big time.

Okay but you’re in a cave so ?????

….So I can’t go outside until the storm clears. The whole mountain isn’t a cave, you know. The majority of it is hiking in the outdoors. I’m not going out there, getting lost in the storm and freezing to death.

What a baby.

#can't handle a little snow?

I can't see 3 inches in front of me.