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The Last Things The Signs Said To/Texted Me

Aries: I don't give a fuuuuuuck!!!
Taurus: that great slice of ass (referring to Ariana Grande)
Gemini: I'm coming over at 12:30... *12:40 rolls around* make that 1:00.
Cancer: hi I love u!!!
Leo: OMG I'M GONNA WET MY LOS PANTALONES
Virgo: why are you doing it like that here let me do it
Libra: https://www.facebook.com/YoungPaperboyzMusic/videos/766839796750290/
Scorpio: the Titanic sank and everyone died tho (I told him I shipped him and my best friend more than the Titanic)
Sagittarius: WHEN ARE YOU COMING OVER I'M FUCKING HONGRY
Capricorn: I'll send you the rarest Pepes I've got
Aquarius: YOU GO GIRL! Change the damn world!
Pisces: (At 6PM) I just woke up an hour ago
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How stressed are the signs?

Capricorn, Leo, Cancer: 10/10 they need a nap ASAP
Scorpio, Libra, Virgo: 6/10 they're pretty chilled
Aquarius, Aries, Taurus: 15/10 EMERGENCY someone send help
Sagittarius, Pisces, Gemini: 4/10 it's summer! nothing's bothering them
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