the quarterback.

‘this was officially the L E A S T             christmass-y christmas                                         ( E V E R. )’

how about a “our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date, so instead of getting to know each other we spent the entire ‘date’ scheming against them and decided an awesome way to get back at them would be to pretend to date and then have a horrendous breakup but now that we’re two months into this charade we’re not sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore” au

" —does that mean that your sanity has finally kicked in and you’re thinking about getting the hell out of this town?”

   "it would make things a hell of a lot easier, right?     no vampires, no werewolves, no whatever.     ---- you have to come with. you can't stay here."

   she really doubts that. 

   ❝i’m not sure how i could find any of    this funny.❞

"—— you’re right. mom gets mad if she finds  dirt on the carpet. they won’t be back for a  couple hours. we can call caroline and drive  over there, and see? then we can put up flyers  around town.”

"yeah, and then you'd probably blame it on me.  unless we can pass it off on jeremy. we should  get him involved so then he'll have to help us.

      ❛             way to have faithin me donovan,        if it wasn’t for you, i wouldn’t have to save         anyone’s ass, now would i ?                     that’s what you think?                    guess we’ll never have to find out.  ’ 

         ❛ you say that like i’m supposed         to feel betterabout all of this.                        but i am GLAD, y’know, that                          it’s you here with me. ‘ 

  "you're supposed to feel better because you  have me here to protect you. but it looks  like you're managing that all on your own.

        ❛            you never missit?          being up there     ? UNTOUCHABLE.' 

send me a ☁ and i will put my itunes on shuffle, pick my favorite line from the first song that comes up and use it for a starter.