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Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

WATCH THIS

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

I… I want Taylor Lautner… to be friends with me.

I CANNOT WITH THIS

Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute.

Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

The mom is so pissed

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

how the frick are those noises even real

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face

*reads all of this in Linda Belcher’s voice*

@cm36