no offense but look how fucking stupid he looks

hisoka is illiterate

1. we’ve never seen him read

2. his parents dying mean that he never went to school

3. he didnt go to his heavens arena tournaments because he couldnt read the date 

4. hes only friends with illumi bc he knows how to read + write

5. him not being able to read resulted in the loss of his battle with chrollo as he couldnt read chrollos fkn book

Uh, he reads and writes in the anime? Like when chrollo does the fortune telling thing and hisoka changes his to manipulate the troupe.

he can't read or write because he didn't write his name on the ballot

Hisoka Came Into My House And Squorted Pink Jizz Over My Family.

Hisoka✩♠