90% of conversations with me

cant tell if i need a hug or to get hit by a car

I pray that every woman with a good heart puts her heart in good hands

lately my peace been more important than proving my point

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way 

So pure

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

200 WPM

i’ll give you the type of love i was too scared to give to anyone else

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

why would you censor the ops name

women would flock to him otherwise

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]