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Captain Average

@captainaveragehero / captainaveragehero.tumblr.com

Can I shoot lasers from my eyes? Can I fly? Can I teleport? Can I lift more than ten times my own body weight? No I can't! I am Captain Average. I probably won't save the day but I have a kick-ass cape.
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emmanelson

#DID SHE STUTTER?

Inventing Anna: Season 1 Episode 4

Good Lord…

Ham? meet fist.

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emmaubler

It’s always good storytelling when you stop your narrative dead to have the actor literally look right into the camera and deliver a speech from the writers’ room soapbox.

Meanwhile, back in reality, men receive 60% more jail time than women for the same crimes, and over 90% of prisoners are male. All the foundational beliefs of modern feminism are equally hysterical fantasies rooted in irrationality and solipsistic delusion. Believing (and propagating) things that are the opposite of the actual truth is much worse for everyone (including yourself) than even knowing nothing at all.

Oh look, another crappy TV show to not watch.

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mfw poser “punks” gatekeep being alternative because you don’t agree with their politics 🥺

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pq4

shut the fuck up i beg

EXACTLY!!!!

You can't be a conservative or right-wing punk. It's just not done.

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bobolobocus

Wasn't punk originally a counter culture to right wing stuff?

They will attempt to rewrite the spectrum of history because they cannot stand to see beyond the end of their noses.

I just can't get over how her freckles are painted on....

Punks originally rebelled against the Establishment, which at the time was right wing.

Now, the left wing is the Establishment.

Congratulations, leftist punks. You're doing and thinking exactly what The Man wants you to.

Shout out to Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols

for continuing to find the best way to piss off the establishment after all these years

I've seen this post before, and I love how a screenshot of a random opinion on a random wikia page is supposed to be some sort of authority.

Also, telling people they have to hold certain mainstream political beliefs to be punk is, ironically, against the founding ethos of punk. These folks want to be the plucky rebels when they're actually the establishment.

Also wasn’t Metalgate (or something like it) a like a thing back around gamergate because the metalheads were getting pissed off about all the leftist culture trying to push in and change their space?

It makes me sad to see that they wormed their way into the metal community. In all my years as a metalhead, the metal community was always the most accepting and welcoming bunch of people around. Sure, there were shitheads and elitists as there is with most things and more often than not they were told to shut the fuck up. Overall, they were great. No one cared who you were, if you were wearing a metal t-shirt, you were cool. People would stop in the street and we’d have a good old chat about what Slayer albums we liked.

But, like with many things, these parasites infested the community and tore it apart from within.

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I love this so much. Their smiles!! 🥺

I love this

That’s so nice. Give more strangers compliments.

God damn it, that “takes one to know one” woman is wholesome as fuck.

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The creator of the first ever YouTube video gives his thoughts on their removal of the ‘dislike’ button.

At least there’s a browser add-on that unmasks the dislikes. It’s wonderful.

Daily reminder that is the site where craft channel tells children to put strawberries in bleach.

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causeknight

@captainaveragehero What’s the add-on called?

@causeknight it’s just called Return Youtube Dislike. Available on Firefox and Chrome, maybe Edge but I don’t like Edge.

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no one doing any farming on this commune huh

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quoms

on my commune if anyone asks what kind of work you want to do and you say “project coordination” you are expelled from the commune

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gulyas069

the guy who wanted to farm on the commune got called a larper

It is genuinely mind boggling to me that these people exist like this

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ace-pervert

Does scouting for communes to raid count as a job?

No cuz it can't sustain you

Eh ill do it as a hobby

It’s only unsustainable if the communes you sack and pillage are lacking in materials worth harvesting.

Imagine thinking that you won’t be thrown straight into gulag.

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