I HAVE AT LEAST 4 VIKING FUN FACTS

person: my boyfriend just- me: dump them person: no he did something good me: suck their dick

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

how do I delete other people’s posts

a safe bird

He was a skater boy

Sick moves!

When you mad at bae

im so tired of “kids these days” discourse like if ur generation had iphones u would have fuckin loved it too, don’t pretend. i see thru ur bullshit martha

me? overreacting? probably 

This dog sucks at fetch

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

my mom will embroider anything i send her a picture of

i’ve been exclusively sending her surreal drawings i’ve made in class

*is able to watch several episodes of a tv show in one sitting*

*tries to watch a 2 hour movie in one sitting and gets distracted*

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if