i don't even know anymore

right

I think teen medieval peasants would've loved the term "beast mode"

Been listening to a lot of music that today's youth think is lame but medieval peasant teens might describe as "beast mode" if it was part of their vocabulary

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

Stars on the street

Fusili on the grass

yeah I guess it would be

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

Lemme get a little sippy

i would log on during the rapture. just to see what u all were up to

had a nightmare where i got shot in the head after being forced to play fucked up hide and seek with an assassin for hours but instead of being scared or upset i was just so angry that i screamed myself awake with sheer frothing rage and hate

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPP

The Tolkien society is mad that someone used an image they have a copyright on because they bought the physical copy and God fuck the Tolkien society so hard.

Holy shit they made a Tolkien nft

non-fungible tolkien

Anyways. Here’s the full image. It cost me £0

Now we have the set. That’ll be £0 each.

"non-fungible tolkien"

I am dead

It’s the little things.

something clearly went wrong after kid one, bruce

Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?

Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.

Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.

This is the time to get creative with it, too, because realistic reports are a Bad idea here (they will get used as “evidence” that gender affirming care is dangerous). We actually want to send all the random, wild shit we can think of!

my final form

yeah. for once, actual random bullshit works.

most times, I advise against sending obviously fake things because they can just filter it. but submitting things that seem plausible, even if they are completely fake, will be used as a reason to actively harm us. because these people don't care whether or not they're telling the truth.

so don't make up believable stories. instead just spam them with copypastas until your email gets blacklisted. then get a new email and spam them again.

Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (source)

peace and love on fucking earth

istill think temptress is the funniest word its my favourite like. youre tempting me and being suchhh a girl about it wtf =_=