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>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items

>with each item i yell out "yonic" or "phallic" and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)

>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic

>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle

>categorizing continues as normal

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

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This is one of my favorite videos of all time and I will always reblog it when I see it

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

Is it a universal experience? Is it the same for everyone? You just click play on this, your eyes squint contentedly, and - at the very core of your being - you just become this image in its entirety

Bobbin sorting day wheeeeee

In which I organize the scraps of old projects to make future keychains lol. I also found a better bobbin device (instead of my index cards/tape/hopes & dreams) in using bee nesting tubes so there has been a great rewinding.

making a collection

say what you will about gotye's "somebody i used to know" but i gotta appreciate a song that ends with a second party rebutting the entire rest of the song, while still in the song. imagine if more songs did this. incredible.

"you didn't have to cut me off"

"yes I did actually and it's because of your bullshit"

The first song I heard that did this was The Postal Service's "Nothing Better" around two decades ago. I had dated more than my fair share of "boy with guitar" indie/emo musicians and I spent the first verse of the song rolling my eyes and thinking "unhuh, you're all broken hearted but I BET YOU DESERVED IT". Then suddenly the subject of the song interjects and stops him and lets him have it. Just... the pure dopamine satisfaction of that moment. Much happy, much air punching.

Anyway, it sounds like y'all of the new generation would like that one too.

sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

(transcript under the cut)

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The squealed “pleaaaase” sounded straight out of Invader Zim