this is what the future looks like.

mood

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

NPC Energy

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

death stranding: hi sam! 🤗 we heard you are in the area 🏞🤔! Have you seen the amazing view? 🌄😱💕so the thing is things are heating up in our base 🌡👿😟 which means in the future we will need a bitch disposal team 😂💁💅 unless ... 👀 you bring us some of those sweet sweet oxymoxy drugs 😱🤐🙊 cuz they be slappin 💃😆🙏😌 see you soon 💀🐋🖐🦀🙏👶💕

Death stranding Fan art

Installing the latest surveillance technology

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

The Last of Us Part II concept art by Cook and Becker. 

They’re also gallery-quality prints and you can buy them here.

This post gets funnier the further into November you use it.

me out alone on the weekend “treating myself” to cope w/my stress, realizing that no amount of consumerist self care will ever really do a damn thing about the dread, shame, and despair that ambiently characterize every second of my at once pointlessly indulgent and painfully unfulfilling late capitalist existence

I laughed way too hard at this