sharks in the woods

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

Adorable yet cacophonic.

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

when u swear by all the salt in u

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the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.

Just makin sure y'all saw this. Hi, Tyler.

twenty one pilots aka the best dressed and best undressed

I haven’t been to Wendy’s in 10 years but I gotta Go