my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy

kind of feel a bit weird and insane about how this video i made turns 11 years old next week

The Aristotle of our times

2000s fbi anti piracy ad themed blowjob

Happy Black History 🤎

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I thought this line was so fucking funny in 1987 I horrified multiple adults by adding it to my lexicon and over three decades later it’s actually funnier than I could ever imagine

You got the

Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?

Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*

You’re a better person than I

*cuno voice* they only have one cock

favorite genre of images. cat you just know had a pasta