honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension
my leitmotif is about to fucking reprise
rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs
oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
rich people seeing mount everest
you just hate the cis because of the things that they did
I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku
Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
i love the moon. i trust her. i’m glad we have her
that is all
cats dont even know how baby they are. they probably think theyre wise and dangerous and respectable but theyre actually little baby guys. we know this. its obvious to us that theyre small and baby. but they dont know
Inktober Day 16: Hawaiian Crow
guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process
bwaaaah
the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that
6th grader:
>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'
>taste it
>it's wet
