"Well done Mary I bet Anne really loved that stupid piece of shit clock" says the bitch who destroyed his boyfriends ENTIRE SHIP

"I'm at the soup place text me what you want"

A little life in you yet.

I think the biggest sign of the grand “fall of Bethesda” or whatever is the fact that Starfield officially released a full calendar month ago today and I literally have zero idea what it is about or what happens in it. absolutely zero cultural osmosis seems to have happened, which would’ve been unthinkable for a Bethesda RPG like ten years ago

you don’t get it. Skyrim is one of the most iconic video games ever released, the Dovahkiin is firmly cemented in pop culture and stuff like “arrow to the knee” and “ah, you’re finally awake-“ became the bedrock of gaming culture for literally years. New Vegas is a continually surviving series of Simpsons-fan-level injokes about Benny and Courier and Joshua Graham, endlessly quoting every line of dialogue and modding the game with seemingly infinite hyper specific absurd add-ons. even the relatively middling reception for Fallout 4 was followed by months worth of people memeing about The Institute or Dogmeat, hair twirling over how much they were attracted to robots like Curie or Codsworth or Nick Valentine, it gave us THE FINAL PAM for gods sake. even Fallout Fucking 76 had John Denver stuck in everyone’s head for six fucking months.

the idea that I have not seen a single character or plot point or literally anything about Starfield in the month after its release other then “it looks pretty and runs at 60fps” is an impossibility. it’s absurd. absolute downfall material for bethesda

me doing my own thing on this website, stanning whatever niche thing i’m into at the moment, unbothered by the fact that no one cares in any way

i miss this show

i miss a lot of shows

Marvel characters as things my history teacher has said, except they progressively get more concerning

i don’t care what anyone says i love tik tok

i should draw something nice, she said, yeah, yeah, maybe something cute, she said, where like people are happy and things are nice wait everybody is bloody again god DAMMIT COME ON

Day 4 TRAINING for @kakairu-fest

this is a malicious spirit summoned by capitalist magic

This is how social cues feel

Kakairu Month - Day 1: Missing Nin (hosted by @kakairu-fest ) when you’re gay and do crime (aka kidnap the jinchuuriki because he’s your son)