Margaret Wells: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Lydia Quigley: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants
Charlotte Wells: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Lucy Wells: Have you ever wanted to click X on a bastard
Emily Lacey: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
Nancy Birch: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
William North: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Florence Scanwell: "horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined.
Amelia Scanwell: i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you
Daniel Marney: just as Christ washed the feet of his disciples , i proudly volunteer to allow my girl followers to use my shirt as a napkin,.
George Howard: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
Kitty Carter: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line
Fanny Lambert: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
Harriet Lennox: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
Marie-Louise D'Aubigne: forced to remove my famous "DANGER: MAY CONTAIN LETHAL LEVELS OF SARCASM !!" sign from the front door of the poolside shed that i live in
Violet Cross: every woman ivr ever spoken to would describe our correspondence as "Graceful"
Betsy Fletcher: drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
Thomas Haxby: theres never been a horny me,
and never shall i horny be,
And If this sacred vow shall break,
I pray the lord my posts to take
Charlie Quigley: LOVELY GIRL FOLLOWER: hey.. i noticed you posted 3 barbed remarks about game stop in a row.. is everything ok? ME: NO, everything is NOT ok,
Prince Rasselas: "don't tread of me", the famous words of that good snake who doesn't want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to most
Caroline Howard: damn it to piss. my wife replaced all of my anti-wife reading materials with Pro-Wife bullshit