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Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away
Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how
You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
crazy to think about how jeff and britta couldve been one of the most interestingly written toxic couples (that couldve maybe evolved into something healthy) but instead they spent 3 seasons trying to justify that one jeffannie kiss
silly community textposts pt. 2
silly community textposts pt. 1
Punch Sibling (1x/long rest).
kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys
tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years
sorry professor I'm going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down
What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
you cant do this to my post
What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce
oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally
it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes
the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together
people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you
we're so lucky to get to eat so many staple grains tbh. like in early history you'd have to just eat what grew around you on a day to day basis like if you were born in asia hope you like rice if you were born in northern europe hope you like einkorn wheat. but i'm gonna eat rice AND wheat AND oats today. fabuloso
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