Fight me, Brother!

Go anon and pretend to be my character's child,

➤ BUT HERE’s the CATCH! :

I’ll answer the anon and then also try to guess the ship, or say which one I think the child would belong best from.

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

open

the-black-widow:

“He just said if I needed to know he would tell me.”

“Fury’s been keeping an awful lot of secrets lately... Think we should be a little curious?”

open

“Time to go.” He said as he look behind him at the other and held onto the backpack that had some stolen SHIELD files in it that some arm dealer had took. . 

“You know if you’re doing something illegal you have to tell me first. Not saying I won’t do it, but at least I gotta know.”

“Just pissing of some arm dealer nothing new.” He said as they got back o his car. “Did I say they most of the guards back there have guns?”

“You may have left that part out” Natasha replied sarcastically. She reached over for Clint’s backpack, curious about the contents inside.

“Next time won’t leave anything out.” Clint said as he rolled his eyes and drove off. “It’s just some file Fury wanted.”

“He didn’t say why?”

Closed//

the-black-widow

“It’s been quite some time now, hasn’t it Talia?” 

“You can say you missed me. I won’t tell.”

open

“Time to go.” He said as he look behind him at the other and held onto the backpack that had some stolen SHIELD files in it that some arm dealer had took. . 

“You know if you’re doing something illegal you have to tell me first. Not saying I won’t do it, but at least I gotta know.”

“Just pissing of some arm dealer nothing new.” He said as they got back o his car. “Did I say they most of the guards back there have guns?”

“You may have left that part out” Natasha replied sarcastically. She reached over for Clint’s backpack, curious about the contents inside.

open

“Time to go.” He said as he look behind him at the over and held onto the backpack that had some stole SHIELD files in it. 

“You know if you’re doing something illegal you have to tell me first. Not saying I won’t do it, but at least I gotta know.”

quinnsharleys:

Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” 

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” 

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

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