Who among us hasn’t had the odd banana in his or her pants, right? I have.

Behold, a falcondiment. Now fly!

happy holidays from a pancake’s nightmare!

When someone asks what I do in my spare time:

Is it too early to start reblogging this or?

Its never too early to start reblogging this

I love how one set was not enough for him

Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.

How to draw a Thanksgiving pancake.

Don’t you just love it when you go to the doctor and he gives you a pie exam?

….either the bacon belt has slipped off the pickle rotor or the cheese flow valve is obstructed by the beef plug….

That feeling when someone has a “you” costume.

awkward.

CORN ON THE

Information is king (don’t tell the Syrup Gnomes, who believe that syrup is king…).

roses are red violets are blue your hair smells so good must be hash brown shampoo

roses are red violets are blue feet hurt from a long day? put a pancake in your shoe

if you’re nervous about holding someone’s hand for the first time, it’s ok. just put some bacon in your hand. then when your crush goes to take it, hold their hand forever and never let go.

have you ever had that weird dream where you went apple picking but instead of apples it was pancakes and when you reached out to snag one you had one adult hand and one baby hand?

A Denny’s Haiku

Nachos don’t tell lies. Pancakes do not cause drama. Food is your soul mate.

Just some fun bros enjoying brocctoberfest, obviously.