Hockey Stah

@farofummins

if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore

When someone is copying ur hw and complains about ur handwriting like bitch ur fuckin pushin it

want deep sexts on your dash?

If you’re a teen, you will love this blog!

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

google is like the sober friend that takes care of you 

kitty so soft the bubbles don’t even pop