Vampire Connoisseur

god damn it,google translate[2.0]

a brooding vincent or simply a cold one? you decide :V

Yazoo trying to human could be both hilarious and irritating, particularly for some babysitter -or big brother, or… whatever. Here you have a weird pairing, commissioning for @kornaxon.

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Yazoo intentando ser humano  puede resultar a la vez divertido e irritante, especialmente para cierta niñera -o hermano mayor, o… lo que sea. Ahí va una de parejas raras, encargo para @kornaxon. 

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the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

Scouts “grass grows, birds fly and brother. I hurt people” was pretty sensational

I think the top contender for me is

“Some people thing they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe…

I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”

“pootis” lol

Code Vein Concept Artworks

when will i get bitten by a vampire like i deserve

Ahh, ze serenity of Minecraft

The Organisation, but now as mice 😁

We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.

And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:

And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.

This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.

God I wish that were me

A thousand years from now people will find this symbol and be at a Loss as to it’s meaning.

SANS YOU COULD’VE ASKED IF YOUR BROTHER WANTED TO GO FIRST!!!