Stay Cool, Honey Bunny

There’s only one race… the huma-

What about NASCAR

Hufflepuffs and Slytherins reblog we gotta find each other

I thought there would be some twist to this article but no it was really just as mean and pretentious as it sounds

Oh my god who fucking wrote this

Everyone I know treasures what they drew as children once they’re all grown up and is glad if their family hung onto it

Look at this beautiful boy

this looks like a traffic cone strapped to a swan

Blocked

Sometimes your titties are out, sometimes theyre not

My first art tutorial!

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

You all have no idea how powerful and real this statement is for me.

Watch How Steel Ribbons Are Shaped into Cookie Cutters

bully the tubes

bully the tubes into conformity

bully the tubes

boy i am going to have a real hoot with this one

16 MHz processor, 2MB ram, 640x400 screen, not sure how big the hard drive is since i haven’t got a power cord for it yet but the max it came with was 80MB

What are you planning on doing with it?

gonna run the world’s worst minecraft server on this bad boy

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

Me: “This was such a long week!”

Coworker: “You realize it’s only Wednesday right?”

Me:

I’ll stop reblogging this on Wednesday when it stops being relevant

why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk

how did it go?

he looks like icarus with his melted wings in a pool around him