My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

OMG, I can’t.

 Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.

GO TELL THE PRESIDENT

Dave Murray, “ Powerslave” Tour, June 15, 1985 (X)

fuk u

I’ll be surprised and rather disappointed if empire of the clouds isn’t just 18 minutes of Bruce Dickinson making obnoxious plane noises and smashing the piano keys with his face.

lars ulrich: He’s like the wife i should’ve stayed married to!!!!

Your anxiety is lying to you. You are going to be okay.

fuck i needed this so badly right now thank you

Metallica

I’d like the Phantom of the Opera overture to play in the background every time I walk into a room

Look at that nerd

Happy Birthday James!!! #metallica #happybirthday #jameshetfield Photo: @rosshalfin

Dave and Junior again, the fifth and presumably last batch as I’m losing track of which photos I have and have not posted. Enjoy. :)