Plz be my mom.
go eat your dishes and clean your vegetables
Plz be my mom.
go eat your dishes and clean your vegetables
There are a lot of unreliable rumors/unverified sources spreading on social media right now. These news outlets are trustworthy.
Twitter: The Associated Press & Reuters. Agence France-Presse.
Liveblogs: The Guardian is very good. The BBC is a little slower but is giving simple, easy-to-understand text updates.
TV/video: France 24 live
who remembers the homestuck cosplayers in the russian ikea catalog
what the fuck do you have a link
Some emoji look completely different depending on the phone you’re using.
Uh oh…
WTF SAMSUNG?!!
here’s the eqkat i promised
This is the most important invention in fashion thus far
puppyfacedara fuck-whoever-that-is DUDES. FOR GOING TO THE BAR!!
FUCKING COSPLAY HACK SQUAD LOOK AT THIS IM GONNA STICK FUCKIN POCKEYS EVERY WHERE FUCK YEAH IM EXCITE
AHHHGFHHHGGHHGGGGDGHGGGG!!!!!!???!!!?!!!!?!!!
YELLS
@bluh-bluh–huge-nerd OMG look is glorious!!!!
AHHHHH I NEED
Introverted isopod
that’s right, me
so even though i’ve been on a semi-hiatus from using tumblr for the past couple of months
in order to preserve my screen for as long as possible, i’m going to try to cut down on non-essential phone usage, and since 99% of my tumblr use is on mobile, i’ll probably just, not be around much at all anymore for a while, at least until i get something figured out (or unless something important enough happens that i can be coaxed to actively use tumblr on the computer)
so yeah, bye guys see ya later
p.s. if you tag me in stuff or send me a message i’ll still mess with that stuff
this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like
that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have
this kitten squeaks instead of meowing
what i love more than anything about Roy Mustang is his entire ~persona~ centers around him as a cool smirking angsty powerful war hero but in reality he is a huge nerd all his dates are his mom’s informants. he can’t drive for shit. his favorite game is chess he loves puppies and making prank phone calls he’s such a momma’s boy roy mustang is tHE BIGGEST DORK IN THE WORLD AND THAT’S WHY I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH
and don’t do it because you want to sound polite.
realize that they have fucking problems too. everybody does. and listen
These things just keep getting longer and longer >.<
My best friend made this for my birthday
@insanegirlpamela a few days late but still relevant B)