I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male!

*my uterus hits the self destruct button and tissue and blood begins falling out of my vagina*

*music drops*

*Shania Twain voice* Let’s Go Girls

It sure would make more sense than me doing it

Imagine having your typo immortalized in a subway ad in a city of 8 million people.

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

You know, that’s fair

i just had the absolute WORST realization

glee would have covered despacito

this is so sad rachel berry sing despacito

My human anatomy teacher was talking about bone healing and when you break a bone it typically will heal stronger

So I look him in the eyes and say “so what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful?”

And he looks back at me and says, with the softest voice he could muster, “please do not no”

Hero worship bad. Celebrity worship bad. Idol worship bad. Stranger on the internet worship bad

Soda good

Soda is probably worse for you than all of those things listed above and

Sip…sip….sup…sip…

sorry but no im gonna worship florence and batman and my favorite harry potter characters and all my other inspirations until i draw my last breath

I’m gonna drink a soda

Can I Have some?

Here. Take some!

My soda.. my soda! My… soda…

Thirsty…

Shit I’ma Sorry, here you go