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My Kingdom for a Pen

@writeroffates / writeroffates.tumblr.com

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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.

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duncebento

beyond that the columbia common is literally an open space during the day; the gates are open and it's possible to pass through it like you'd pass through a regular block. even after my student ID expired i was still able to walk through the commons bc ID is not requested until you enter an actual building. it's quite common to see parents, toddlers, and such who are clearly not enrolled just hanging out. so not only were the students not trespassing at a SCHOOL THEY PAY FOR, there was also not a precedent for non-students to be disallowed from the grass and walkways.

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Paraglider and black vulture chilling

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theriu

I NEVER get tired of this video. It would be fantastic if the bird was just flying near him, but the fact it feels safe and comfortable enough to land ON his paraglider, isn't startled when he pets it, and is NIBBLING HIS SHOES... blessed moment, absolutely fabulous, 10/10 gold stars.

Okay but the bird isn't just nibbling

Note that it doesn't start nibbling until he starts smoothing its feathers.

They're grooming each other.

This is called parahawking! That vulture is tame -- it’s wearing jesses (a leather tie around the leg that a falconer will use to hold a bird when it’s on the glove). In fact that vulture is employed. Parahawking birds seek out thermals the same way they would naturally, allowing paragliders to follow them in the process.

Vultures are often used for parahawking both because of their attraction to thermals, and because vultures, as scavengers, are comparatively gentler and more sociable than birds of prey!

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Some more jester sketches cause why not?

When the knight wanted a token from his favorite jingly menace before the tournament for luck

Also adding my OG Jingly Menace x Knight art cause I guess this is where I’m keeping them

The knight likes to pretend that he finds the jester annoying and just tries to ignore him but he’s definitely secretly charmed by his antics

Not that you can tell beneath his helmet

For the people wanting to know more about them here are a few character facts:

-When they first met the knight did not like the jester. He found him infuriatingly ridiculous and silly. He is still mostly convinced that the jesters flirting isn't serious and that he's just doing it to make fun of him. Alas the jesters persistence is wearing him down. (How can you not like a silly little guy?)

-If you've seen my OG colored jester art then you may already know this but the Jester has heterochromia

-The jester has never actually seen the knights face. At this point the knight keeps refusing to take off his helmet just to annoy him and the jester keeps trying different methods to get it off of him which culminated into a game of strip poker where the knight removed every other piece of armor but left the helmet on

Couldn’t resist a quick sketch of the strip poker scene XD

The jester is losing his mind. He is both entirely frustrated for being thwarted but also into it

This is entirely @chronicoddity ‘s fault for sending me the slutty costume picture and then I couldn’t resist 😂

Not portrayed but a second later the knight panics and rips down a tapestry from the wall to cover the jester up with. If it was anyone else the king might have been upset given that it was a very old one but he’s enjoying the drama.

This addition is NOT for the jesters eyes so if you are him then leave now

Some knight sketch designs. I’ve had a pretty clear idea of what he looks like for a while now and finally wanted to do some for him. Also a few additional facts:

-The knight blames the jester for at least half of his gray hairs because of all the stress he puts him under. Fighting in battles is nothing compared to the stress of a jingly menace

-The jester likes to try and pick fights with guys bigger than him but then will do the “You can’t hit me! I’m just a silly little guy!” He is always delighted when the knight steps up to defend him and sometimes does it purposefully for just that

-The knight definitely has some type of Pavlovian response to bells. If he hears jingling he immediately perks up and starts looking for his favorite menace

-Also once the jester finally does get to see his face he definitely targets that scar on his mouth for kisses

The Jingly Menace is being a menace

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he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

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tanoraqui

Here, just watch the whole scene

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kailthia

the whole scene is played as "two pros facing off." Notice that (except for the high heels, which are really the only thing I'd change in the scene), the woman in this scene is dressed similarly to Eliot - comfortable clothes that are easy to move in. And they both lose the wet outer shirt, making it more of a freedom of movement issue than a sexy eye candy one (though the eye candy doesn't hurt).

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Context: My kitsune Ranger who was raised by actual foxes was introducing themselves to the party

Kitsune: **Holding up a fox** This is David! Wizard: Aww, your pet is really cute! Kitsune: He’s my brother… Wizard: Oh, so he’s afflicted by a curse Kitsune: No, he’s always been a fox, keep making assumptions about my brother, I fucking dare you

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help

Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"

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“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

catch me lying awake for hours in darkness every night since i was 9

Catch me making pictures and stories from the weird ceiling texture till I eventually pass out

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