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a video compilation of me attempting to do anything
I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands
Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".
no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ
son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed
This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
The concept of relative color can be infuriating.
Look at this beautiful angel
not apologizing for being cringe cuz im hot it cancels out like pemdas
chefs kiss...? 😳 no way.... do they? seriously....? 😳
@atlanta--airport you officially win funniest tag on this post 🏆
our fireplace doesn’t even have a secret passage i hate this stupid fucking family
this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life
Jeff Bezos didn’t even explode :(
*attempts to log into bank account*
To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”
types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”
*i view my account balance of $4.47*
How come we can't just have villains anymore
What if the evil fashion designer wanted to skin puppies because she was evil? What if the guy that stabbed a bunch of teenagers did that because he wanted to stab a bunch of teenagers? What if the evil witch wanted to cook and eat children because she was--you guessed it!--evil? Why's everybody gotta have some tragic backstory for sympathy points? Boo! I want to see some unrepentant bastard do bastardly things and, perhaps, a woman covered in blood, also.
Everyone thinks their villain can be goob from meet the robinsons. Your villain will never be goob from meet the robinsons. Just make them evil.
iconic!
this is the plot to mama mia
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”
