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Commissions open!

@ultipoter / ultipoter.tumblr.com

Justiina/Ulti, She/Her. I reblog funny(?) things and post my art. Blog is 95% English, sometimes Finnish. My art tag is #mine. Please check out #commissions for my commission info!
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ultipoter

I’m opening my commissions again! Want to see your OCs in an old timey 90s retro anime? Or fanart of characters there’s just not enough fanart of? Hit me up! I’ll be working with a slot system this time, the open slots being in my blog title! There’s gonna be a pillowfort link below with more info. 

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The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime

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discopiranha

This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can't hurt you if you're chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities' fear

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goosegoblin

strongest people in the magnus archives:

  • guy who kept the coffin of the buried in his living room and used it as a coffee table
  • walked out of the spiral because his dog needed dinner
  • the plumber who was so inattentive that the stranger put on a whole spectacle for him and he straight-up missed it all
  • the guy whose primary concern with the evil taxidermists was whether or not they were money laundering (they weren't)
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milk-lover
  • the woman who accepted that she was going to die on the underground, so she just lay down and fell asleep. still takes the tube to work
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I made a Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life mod where you can Marry Flora

I can talk about non-homestuck things on this blog right? right lol Raise your hands if you played harvest moon a wonderful life on the gamecube like 20 years ago and was forever filled with yearning that you couldn't marry Flora

I couldn't have her in the old game, so I guess I just had to mod her into the remake instead

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reblogged

Happy Birthday, Baizhu!

Good morning. How have you been holding up recently? Any discomfort?

I've prepared a whole range of medicinal foods to help fortify your body, and Qiqi has also gathered some rare herbs for you.

Also, take this herbal bouquet I put together for you. It'll have a calming effect if you put it by your bedside.

If you'd rather not see the flowers wilt away, you may also decoct them. I'll show you how a little later.

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when u rompin around with ya pot

when u romp too hard and get ya head stuck in the pot 

when ya hubris is ya downfall and there is no release 

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decompose1

people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

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vilea777

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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6qubed

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

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