[heavy breathing] there’.s…peas……in there…..!

this is the worst video on the Internet im going to go vomit now

me opening bowser’s cloaca

Ready to have some fun?

Just saw his trailer, and I've to draw him immediately. 🥺💖

having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

noble steed uses her hands to manipulate

imagine sitting around outside doing nothing and suddenly a giant beast delicately places a cookie into your mouth

this Conversation pit is ruining my life

really? another album? didn't she just make one??

taylor swift is the MCU of music

do you realize what you're wishing on me

BATTLESHIPS:

NOT BATTLESHIPS:

JUST BECAUSE A BOAT HAS GUNS ON IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS A BATTLESHIP. KNOW THE DIFFERENCES

aw man guys please make sure you do NOT look up 'headless dead body corpse guts gore limbs off real dead body with guts out real death exsanguinated bones removed' on google images. this is the worst april fools of my life

just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

cant believe they gave this woman enough money to ruin the environment for singing vapid shit of this caliber for over a decade. have some shame man. get a grip. what the hell are any of you even doing

"you just hate her" i hate you lot. i dont hate her. shes demonstrably incapable of eliciting any sort of strong feelings positive or negative from people that arent functionally american suburbia poisoned. genuinely how do you in your mind explain to yourself the need to justify listening to this wjthout a gun pressed to your temple or like a hefty financial incentive idk you do you but my God. my Good Dear God

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

ive been standing with my arms behind my back ponderously like at a museum

wait wait you’ve been pondering at the museum? I’ve just been jerking off there

HAPPY 4/20. SLUTWEED DAY.