FOALS PRE-SHOW WARM UP

this song is called Cbat and it’s by Hudson Mohawke and there’s no better warmup track on earth

the innocence of this 13 year old video

oh my god

I wonder what other activities you could do to this song…

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

This is now my favorite photo

this is getting me so bad

Before camera cranes were invented, William A. Wellman pulled off this tracking shot in WINGS (1927). It was the first Best Picture Oscar winner.

Cinematic moments

For those that are curious on how this was done: a custom built inverted rig held the camera as it was pushed along an overhead ceiling track. The camera operator laid above the camera on a flat platform.

Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

Hilda by Duane Bryers

More Hilda!!

in this family we love and support Hilda.

Yes! Hilda!

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

more Hilda!

Be honest, did you react like Erika did watching this?

Watch the full episode here

I still can’t believe this was real

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

One day Im going to rip a pair of fishnets off a cute person like they are the netting on the BluBell cheese snacks.

*writing notes*: buy... fish... nets... and... cheese...

hey any clairvoyants out there wanna help me find my vape

stop sayingn my butthole

eventually 🌒🪐✨

“Everything will be alright in the end, so if it is not alright it is not the end”

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment