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Spider-Men II (2017) #1 Variant by Daniel Acuña
I ain’t dead yo.
I;ve been kinda lazy and now I just started this new job (It’s fucking shit. I’m talking I made 6 quid on a full days work today shit.Commision suck yo.)
Main thing here is I’ll be back just gotta learn to manage the time. I didn’t get back into town off the train till like 8pm today. I have to get the train to the city at 8am. Yeah. Yay work.
So I guess hiatus? yeah.
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★ Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons,
and they will stand by you
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Spider-Island #5 - “The Grand Finale” (2015)
written by Christos Gage art by Paco Diaz & Frank D’ Armata
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First post.. Should be something good.
Wouldn’t happen if you had spider-sense
Ladies and gentlemen, my first ever post as a roleplay blog. I just-fucking hell.
“ watch it ”
“It’s fine! It’s not my first rodeo. Besides if it was dangerous my spider sense would be going off.” ZZzzAAaaPPppp!
“Oww! The-They jammed the spider sense,,, They jammed it.”
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trcshymemes
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
- ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
- ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
- ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
- ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
- ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
- ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
- ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
- ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
- ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
- ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
- ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
- ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
- ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
- ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
- ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
- ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
- ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
- ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
- ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
- ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
- ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
- ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
- ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
- ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
- ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
- ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
- ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
- ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
- ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
- ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
- ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
- ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
- ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
- ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
- ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
- ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
- ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
- ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
- ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
- ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
- ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
- ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
- ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
- ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
- ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
- ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
- ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
- ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
- ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
- ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
- ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
- ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
- ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
- ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
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two word starters
- “ don’t stop ”
- “ please don’t ”
- “ don’t shoot ”
- “ give it ”
- “ shut up ”
- “ damn it! ”
- “ stop it! ”
- “ you’re crazy ”
- “ that’s insane ”
- “ get out! ”
- “ don’t leave ”
- “ i’m tired ”
- “ that’s bad ”
- “ be honest ”
- “ be careful ”
- “ be nice ”
- “ you’re wrong ”
- “ go home ”
- “ watch it ”
- “ fuck me ”
- “ kiss me ”
- “ we can’t… ”
- “ we shouldn’t… ”
- “ you’re perfect ”
- “ that’s awful ”
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Every man goes through a period of thinking they’re attracted to another guy.
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how i approach folks for plots :
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“Please- don’t try and explain it again. There isn’t enough caffeine in the world…” Jessica sighed. “Try and tell that to Tony. He might understand you”
“Okay, just- Trust me, they’ll be here.” He looked over at the warehouse as the lenses in his suit scanned for heat signatures. “Nothing yet. If there’s anything I hate more than thugs, it’s unpunctual thugs.”
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The Office sentence meme
- ❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞
- ❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞
- ❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞
- ❝ You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. ❞
- ❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞
- ❝ Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞
- ❝ Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing. ❞
- ❝ Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞
- ❝ I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞
- ❝ Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞
- ❝ Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞
- ❝ I never smile if I can help it. ❞
- ❝ This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. ❞
- ❝ If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ❞
- ❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞
- ❝ I really enjoy being judged. ❞
- ❝ Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞
- ❝ I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞
- ❝ They’re trying to make me an escape goat. ❞
- ❝ If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞
- ❝ Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞
- ❝ I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame. ❞
- ❝ Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. ❞
- ❝ Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞
- ❝ Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. ❞
- ❝ Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. ❞
- ❝ So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞
- ❝ Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer. ❞
- ❝ I have the worst attitude of anyone here. ❞
- ❝ And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. ❞
- ❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞
- ❝ I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?! ❞
- ❝ You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞
- ❝ I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ❞
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@myparkersenseistingling ♡’d
★— ❛ You SURE you’re up for testing out Stark’s new training simulator, kid? ❜ Gloved hands rest on his hips, giving Peter that signature Captain America stare-down, fixated on on the younger individual. He didn’t have doubts about Peters capabilities, in fact, the young man was determined and ALWAYS found a way to succeed. But Tony had been working on the simulator – making it harder and less predictable – and to top it all off, he’d told Peter that they needed test dummies —
❛ I won’t fault you if you don’t want to. Don’t feel pressured, is all I’m saying. ❜
He knew it was just a training simulation but at the same time he’s teaming up with Cap. It didn’t matter how many times it happened he loved it everytime. How could he not?
“Yeah, no sweat, Cap! Little webbing here, some spider-fu there. Tony’s toys won’t know what hit ‘em.”
Maybe he was taking this a little bit lightly, but the tech in his suit these days would make Starks head spin if he knew. He had this. “Lets go!” With that the mask began to form around his face and his spider emblem began to glow. He had to suit up now, Tony still didn’t know Pete was Spider-man
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It wasn’t uncommon for Betty to get so wrapped up in her work that he lost track of her surroundings. Sitting in the little coffee shop, tucked against the far wall, and clacking away at her laptop, it wasn’t an unusual scene by any means. Too caught up in writing her next piece, she hardly noticed someone was approaching her until she could see them over the edge of her screen. “Oh! Hey,” she glanced up and let an easy smile grace her features, “Fancy meeting you here, stranger.”
It was one of those rare afternoons where Pete wasn’t either being hounded by presentations that consisted of pie chart after pie chart (Seriously one joke about pie charts and now everyone at P.I. used nothing but in their presentations.) or busy swinging around the city in a pimped out onsie. That meant one thing. Calling in on Aunt May. Not at all because he couldn’t cook anything other than pop tarts himself. Nope.
Regardless. With a stomach full of only the best home cooked food Pete strode down the street. Occasionally someone would recognise him, but that was the beauty about New York. No one cared. A few minutes after waiting in the queue at the coffee shop he noticed a familiar face huddled at the back of the shop. Frappuccino in hand he walked over to his old friend.
“Hey, Betty! Yeah, what are the chances? It’s been too long how are you doing?”