for anyone who wants rat

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sparkle on its friday dont forget to explode

already there. i'm doing my part 🫡

bare minimum mondays too tired to care tuesdays whatever i can get away with wednesdays this job sucks thursdays fuck it fridays sat on my ass saturdays and somebody else is gonna have to do it sundays

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

btw things or people leaving your life is the same as them clearing up space for other, better things to occupy your time instead. u will find what you are looking for no matter what. it will come. i love u

your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan

put some variation of lesbian hand kink in your erotic work you will thank me for its power and presence later

i am exactly 3,527 days late with this meme

happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

All my haters become craters when I hit them with the meteorite

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

thinking about how they said grover was affected the most out of everyone bc he was alone and how nico and bianca stayed for 70 years inside that hotel and didn't forget each other bc they were always within reach and how that little detail makes their story even more devastating bc they got through it together and the moment they got out they get separated and then bianca never comes back

ouch

yeah i bet you did i mean look at the size of that thing

Me praying for PJO to become more popular than Harry Potter

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

But the world is not kind or safe.

then Fucking do your part to make it that way.

me and the tumblr circle on our completely different interests