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Loud Catastrophe

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D'Mitri Stone. One of a kind.
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Anonymous asked:

It's the time of the year to show us a pic of your dick!

Wonder how old this is? Eh, oh well. Iā€™m good, Iā€™m sure youā€™ll be able to find tons of dick pictures elsewhere.

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Lisa farted

And it smelt like someone died.

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vintageghoul

I am not amused in the slightest by this Dā€™Mitri.Ā 

And you believe I was when it happened?? I am appalled that you would asume so.

You canā€™t have been appalled about something that didnā€™t happen. >:\

Only it did happen.. and it was very appalling. I'm still gasping for air as I stand outside trying to get fresh air.

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Why don't you talk to him already?

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  1. Why are you speaking to me?
  2. Itā€™s completely none of your business.
  3. Itā€™s completely all your fault.
  4. Iā€™ll do what I please, donā€™t need you questioning me.

What happened, happened. Thereā€™s no point in changing things if youā€™re still going to be around. Itā€™s bad enough I have to share a family with you. (which seems like I love them more than you, being that youā€™re never around) I donā€™t want to have to share anything else with you. I donā€™t want anything to do with you. Your existence gives me a sour taste in the back of my mouth like opening a jar of pickles. Please, donā€™t worry about what I do or donā€™t do. Worry about your own damn life and how you are ruining others.

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Please donā€™t talk to her like this. Its not her fault. If anyone is to blame for anything it would be me. It was my choice to make and I made it. I wish I didnā€™t have to make the choice at all, but you left me no other options. Also, do not tell her how much she loves or doesnā€™t love her family. You really know nothing about her if you think that she does not care for them all deeply. It is because she cares for them so much that she isnā€™t around when you are. She would rather not spoil things for everyone by bringing any of the bitterness the two of you have for one another to family gatherings.

Suddenly, the Ghost of Christmas past, appears.

I wish it couldā€™ve been on better terms.

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Why don't you talk to him already?

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  1. Why are you speaking to me?
  2. Itā€™s completely none of your business.
  3. Itā€™s completely all your fault.
  4. Iā€™ll do what I please, donā€™t need you questioning me.

What happened, happened. Thereā€™s no point in changing things if youā€™re still going to be around. Itā€™s bad enough I have to share a family with you. (which seems like I love them more than you, being that youā€™re never around) I donā€™t want to have to share anything else with you. I donā€™t want anything to do with you. Your existence gives me a sour taste in the back of my mouth like opening a jar of pickles. Please, donā€™t worry about what I do or donā€™t do. Worry about your own damn life and how you are ruining others.

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Please donā€™t talk to her like this. Its not her fault. If anyone is to blame for anything it would be me. It was my choice to make and I made it. I wish I didnā€™t have to make the choice at all, but you left me no other options. Also, do not tell her how much she loves or doesnā€™t love her family. You really know nothing about her if you think that she does not care for them all deeply. It is because she cares for them so much that she isnā€™t around when you are. She would rather not spoil things for everyone by bringing any of the bitterness the two of you have for one another to family gatherings.

Suddenly, the Ghost of Christmas past, appears.

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Why don't you talk to him already?

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  1. Why are you speaking to me?
  2. It's completely none of your business.
  3. It's completely all your fault.
  4. I'll do what I please, don't need you questioning me.

What happened, happened. There's no point in changing things if you're still going to be around. It's bad enough I have to share a family with you. (which seems like I love them more than you, being that you're never around) I don't want to have to share anything else with you. I don't want anything to do with you. Your existence gives me a sour taste in the back of my mouth like opening a jar of pickles. Please, don't worry about what I do or don't do. Worry about your own damn life and how you are ruining others.

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