Thick beefy boy 🍖

90s bby

Unless medically indicated to me by a doctor I will never willingly count calories, if I like it then it's going in my GI tract.

Progress pics 7 months in. Besides the decades-long farmers tan, I’m super happy about these and am pumped to see how I feel another half-ish year from now

Changeover🔊

First, you think the bird is a fool.

They you realize the bird is smarter than you and actually checked first.

Source: Mehdi Alibeygi

every time i see the word peonies without context

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

This is a marigold:

This is a peony:

And this is a bitch

love calling men pretty. ur not 'handsome' ur the prettiest little princess i ever did see

glimpse of bush

Um.

sorry for thinking it's sexy when people's hair starts graying😔 i'm right tho

It’s my bday send lewd newds 🤪

Lmao

did you guys see the poem from a couple of days ago in poetry dot org’s daily poem it was so good and a treat to read 

been thinking about it since i read it