I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

I drove 6 hours just to pick someone up and bring them home because it’s nbd

Sorry, I’m still stuck on “Leave Europe alone, you colonizers.”

do they know

This is Western Australia compared to Texas. Me and my girlfriend drove 15 hours to Karratha from Perth, worked for a day and drove back the next day.

You’re all cowards

I’m glad that Indiana finally has its first national park and that it’s the one mostly known for having sand dunes that eat children.

how, pray tell, does a dune eat A Child

Imagine that you’re a big pile of sand by the shore of Lake Michigan, between Gary and Michigan City. Your name is Mount Baldy, and you’re a popular tourist destination at what is now Indiana Dunes National Park.

For a huge pile of tiny rocks, you live a surprisingly nomadic lifestyle. More than a hundred years of tourism and foot traffic has destroyed much of the native grass that kept you stationary. You are now what they call a “wandering dune”, as wind off the lake slowly but steadily pushes your tremendous bulk a little further inland every year.

As you move, you gradually engulf everything in your path—trees, buildings, rocks, hills, your own parking lot—everything. You are an unstoppable force, like some kind of gigantic gelatinous cube, but you’re still very popular with visitors.

In 2013, you suddenly eat a child. It’s a surprising move on your part—dry quicksand isn’t supposed to be a real natural phenomenon. I mean, what is this, a 1960’s action movie?

One moment, a family from Illinois is cheerfully climbing your slopes. The next, the 6 year old boy suddenly vanishes without warning, leaving no trace. Would-be rescuers dig in the sand where he disappeared until their hands are bleeding. Geologists insist that he must have wandered off, because enormous piles sand physically cannot form hollows or pockets within themselves—but three hours later, he is found, unconscious but alive, buried almost twelve feet deep in the sand.

The current leading geological theory as to how this happened is that the organic material you engulf, like trees, slowly decompose beneath your slopes, leaving behind unstable voids held together only by the fragile remains of the decayed material. When these voids are walked over, they collapse, forming sudden sinkholes that can swallow visitors whole. The rules that typically govern stationary dunes, or wandering dunes in areas that are not forested, no longer apply to you. You are unpredictable and dangerous and have remained closed to visitors except on guided hikes ever since.

Roll for initiative

Cursed

wish pokemon was real so i could move to the country and farm mareep in peace

wish pokemon was real so i could move to the country and farm wooloo in peace

y'all ever just sit there watching helplessly while canon ruins ya fave character, ignoring all of the trauma they’ve been through and making them act so out of character that it seems like someone else entirely and you’re just like

CHERYL BLOSSOM

ALISON HENDRIX

y'all ever just sit there watching helplessly while canon ruins ya fave character, ignoring all of the trauma they’ve been through and making them act so out of character that it seems like someone else entirely and you’re just like

CHERYL BLOSSOM

local kid saves the life of what they thought was a helpless animal only to find out they’ve gained the loyalty of a divine creature

i want 2 kiss someone at pride

I googled ‘how to get laid at pride’ and it turned up like 5 ‘the straight mans guide to boinking women at pride’ kill me

i hope no straight man ever gets his penis touched during the entire month june

like to charge reblog to cast

Reblog if you support people of all genders and sexualities 🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🌈

As long as you’re not a pedophile its all good 💗

end of may mood

People who are pansexual are:

we are not:

Also bisexuality is an awesome and valid identity and you can pry my bi/pan solidarity from my cold dead hands

People who are bisexual are:

We are NOT:

Shout-out to my pan siblings btw! Y'all are great! Anyone who disagrees can pry bi/pan solidarity from my cold, dead fingers

Woo! Yes!

I am HERE to defend the lgbt community

GREATER DOG?????

what a beautiful day to remember that bisexual women in relationships with men + bisexual men in relationships with women have every right to attend pride events with their significant other and the concept of ‘straight passing privilege’ should be left in the trash where it belongs