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“If you really mean that - if there is no other way out, you kill me instead. Either that or you buy me time to do it myself. I know it’s a lot to ask, Jake - but I need that from you. The only way to guarantee I won’t be weaponized in a no way out situation is if I am dead and my body cannot be efficiently put back together in time to revive me.” He hugged Jake back fiercely in spite of what he was saying to the man.
“I’ll start doing an inventory of all my safehouses and which ones are the most secure. I already know but - it won’t hurt to check.”
The last words he and Cougar had ever spoken to one another came rushing back, and that look in his eyes when he knew it was the end. Like hell he’d be the one to do it. “I’ll buy you time. I can’t be the one to pull the trigger, but I’ll buy you all the time you need if that’s what it comes down to, and I’ll make sure that every single person that gets in my way ends up dead. You have my word.”
A moment of silence passed before he finally let go. “Let’s get checking.”
“Jake, we do this and get caught? They’ll probably weaponize me. I wouldn’t risk that unless I was prepared for it. As for my mom and dad - I assure you they’ll understand if I get the chance to explain it.” Shane said flatly, more than prepared for whatever would come their way.
“And I’ve tortured people before in ways you may not even be able to comprehend, Jake. Remember who I was created by. I’m prepared for whatever they have - my cabin in Siberia might as well have been a black site too.”
“Anyone tries to weaponize you, and I will fuckin’ kill them myself. I don’t care what it takes. That shit ain’t happenin’.” He went over and pulled Shane into a hug, arms wrapped tight around him. “I mean it. If it comes down to that? I’ll put myself between you and them.”
Jaw set, he forced himself to take a breath, not quite ready to let go. “So we start there. Start planning, get shit put together. I’ll work my contacts, see who can do what, see if they know of anywhere that’d give us a better foothold to get people mobilized and ready.”
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“We do this, we’re gonna have to scrub everything. I’m talking fake social media profiles, cut off contact from the people we love-- even your mom and dad-- no going out in public unless we’ve got heavy disguises on, the whole nine. And there’s a damn good chance, if we really try to affect change, and we get caught? That’s it. We get sent to a black site, and I’ve seen what they do to people in those places. I know you’ve seen some shit, but they’re fucking inhuman, man. I’m talking skeletonizing someone’s fuckin’ face. So...you prepared for all that?”
Shane's just gonna leave a Monster, Jake's favorite food, and a beer next to his buddy. Jake looked like he needed it.
It took him a while to calm down enough to open his door and see what the noise had been. By the time he actually got around to it, his eyes were bloodshot and his voice sounded like he had a three pack a day habit, but he whispered thank you as he took the mini-care package in snack form into his room. The beer’d do his throat some good.
"Jesus fuck, what the fuck is wrong with you assholes?! Did we learn fuckin’ nothing from the dipshits that screwed us over in the past?! For fucks sakes, a free internet is one of the goddamn cornerstones of free speech, but noooooo, wherever we see fuckin’ money to be made, we gotta fuckin’ squeeze people for every last dime!”
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Don’t joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
Jesus, at some point. (via biblebloopers)
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“You’re biased cause ya haven’t seen me since last year.” Still, the way he looked at her brought a blush to her cheeks, soft and faint though it was, the look in his eyes convincing her he wasn’t biased in a way his words couldn’t.
“Nah, not even close.” His hand slides over her spine and up to cradle the back of her head, fingers twining through her hair as he kisses her again. “I’m just finally home an’ rememberin’ how great it feels to be there.”
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At first, he’s convinced he’s seeing things. There’s no way someone with that much notoriety is going to be in the shitty little hole in the wall that he’s taken to drinking at. But the longer he looks, the more he’s convinced it has to be him. There’s no one else it could be. It takes a few minutes for him to get up the courage, but over the course of his beer, he gets enough built to go over and sit next to him at the bar. “So...is it true you used the heat from resistors to keep those LCD temperature displays from freezing?” Real tactful, Jake. “Sorry, just...you’re kind of a badass in my book.”
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A chuckle slips out at his words, and she makes a mental note to change his contact name to “Farmboy” later. She grins against his lips, arms languidly draping over his shoulders. “I wouldn’t say too lonely, but it’s definitely nice to have you back.”
That smile knocks the air right out of him and leaves him feeling like he just did a low altitude jump over the open sea, but in the best damn way possible. “...You look so damn beautiful right now, I think ya broke my brain.”
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“Oh, yeah? You miss me that much, huh? Why don’cha get your cute lil’ Army butt over here and prove it.”
“As you wish, sweetheart.” With a wink, he saunters over, then pulls her close, dips her, and plants one hell of a kiss on her. “Hope ya weren’t too lonely without me.”
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“Took ya long enough. I beat up a RoboCop wannabe, but I wouldn’t call that news or anything. Glad to have you back, cutie.”
“Aw, god, babe, I’ve missed the hell outta you. Swear to god, it’s like I’m steppin’ out in the sun after bein’ stuck in a fuckin’ cave for months.”
“Guess who’s back? That’s right, the one, the only, the original Jake fuckin’ Jensen! What’s good? Sorry about pullin’ a Houdini, but hey, shit happens. So what’d I miss? Any good shit happen?”
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I went with the LOTR maker. I HAD to.
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So I was reading back over the comics, and I get to the Pass: Part 3, and it's that part. Now, what I wanna talk about, I'm putting under a cut, because this is some sick shit, so, if you're easily disturbed or squicked by blood, guts, torture, etc, this is not the post you want to read, especially given the comic panel I'm posting under here.