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@chychyotokipus / chychyotokipus.tumblr.com

21 - she/her - bi- giant dork - child of šŸŒ™Spaceā­ļø - a little bit of an artist, and a student. Art Blog!!! Face!
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation

(Review 2)

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json-derulo

this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime

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The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

Itā€™s about rage, itā€™s about obsession, itā€™s about making that two-person war your entire raison dā€™ĆŖtre. Itā€™s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesnā€™t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.

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Some fluffy head canons I have about the Baldurs Babes

mainly at camp :)

Gale stops tav to lace their boots, sarcastically tutting as he does it.

Karlach holds her hands round someones bowl and cups to warm them if they cool down too much. (Mama K microwaveā„¢)

Jaheira and Halsin share nightcaps and chat about the tadpole team. Mainly laughing at their comparative lack of experience - always ends on a 'they're good eggs tho' vibe.

Astarion and Shadowheart rate people's hair to eachother as an injoke, tav hears them mumbling numbers behind them whenever they speak to someone.

Lae'zel asks Gale to explain and pronounce things when no one is around because the 'annoying wizard' won't make fun, he's too eager to teach.

Jaheira has the best bedtime stories but they get Karlach hyped up and she asks a lot of questions till Astarion begs her to be quiet. Wyll takes mental notes for his own storytelling.

Karlach will force a game of 'I Spy' any time there is silence on the road.

Wyll is very good at little random gifts, he just remembers anything someone mentions to him. He's also low-key emotional if you return that kindness, 'you remembered?! šŸ˜­'

Halsin stops, kneels and whispers as he points and shows tav interesting plants or animals he spots when walking. 'look there's the mother and her babies' type shit. (He is camp dad(dy) ok)

Wyll teaches Lae'zel fencing. She's too keen though and tries to pin him down. She is not as graceful... But she has fun... chk!

Gale keeps a tiny portrait of Tara on him, you can't tell me modern au Gale's phone wouldn't be full of cat pics.

Astarion watches over the camp at night, he acts like he 'might as well/ I'm the only one lurking in the dark around HERE darlings' but sometimes he secretly gets a little teary looking at his first real friends all together.

Shadowheart writes moody poetry. She would tell Gale but she doesn't care for his taste... Or his possible critiques. If he ever did find her journal though he would be VERY enthused.

Astarion and tav will play with people's wardrobes when looting. Tav loves a funny hat and Astarion will do impressions of who he thinks would wear such god's awful attire.

Gale and Wyll play chess together after dinner some nights. They both say progressively cheesy lines when they take pieces, which is its own game itself at this point.

Halsin would quietly sing or hum to owlbear baby and scratch at night. Little lullabies and he'd probably tuck them in too. OR he'd be big daddy bear and snuggle up, especially when owlbear is scared and misses his mum.

The gang have played 'never have I ever' ONE time and ONE time only. It was a messy night.

... Jaheira was 100% last man standing.

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vanguard

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø

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Astarion Romance Headcanons šŸ„€

SFW:

  • Side glances when you're besides him
  • Full on staring when you're not
  • Immediately looking away when you catch him
  • "You know the way he looks at you, don't you, soldier?"
  • His pinky itching towards yours when you're walking, wanting to hold your hand but unsure because, is it too much? Will you reject him?
  • His hands scrunching up your shirt tightly whenever you hug. He's always the last to let go.
  • You hold on longer and longer each time because he doesn't want to let go.
  • His kisses are tender and needy.
  • He likes the warmth of your hands.
  • Thinking of what tones will suit your perfume the best. He'll gift it to you after all this is over.
  • He'll sew the holes or tears in your clothes over the night and pretend he doesn't know what happened next morning.
  • When you move to kiss his cheek he will grimace in annoyance but lean in as you do it.
  • "Be careful around Astarion, (Tav). He's not serious about you.", the others will warn you. And Astarion will worry you'll heed their words more than his so he'll do so much to prove his love to you, not knowing that you already trust him (even if that is an objectively stupid thing to do lmao).
  • He started sleeping next to you from the moment you had sex but ever since you've entered the shadowlands, he ends up cuddling in the middle of the night. He misses the sun.
  • He likes kissing the palm of your hand or its back.
  • Likes to pack your bag before you leave camp.
  • "No one's ever going to love me like that again."
  • Ever since you told him that there's more to him than just beauty and sex, that he's hilarious, for instance, he finds ways to make you laugh. He loves it. He's started being a lot more sarcastic and makes more jokes just to hear your laughter. He'll never admit it, of course. Other than maybe when it's only you two.
  • Doesn't believe he will be able to love again if you let go of him.
  • "Don't be so nice to me." he says with round, needy and pleading eyes.
  • Thinking of ways he can show others you're together so others know you're not available.
  • Hiding his jealousy, terribly.
  • He will rip the throat out of anyone with malicious intent towards you.
  • "I will wait the whole of my life for you, Astarion." He doesn't believe it at first, but the longer you go on without sex the safer he feels and the more he wants you.

NSFW:

  • He sometimes cries silently at night, wishing he could make love to you without it feeling so tainted. He wants it so badly, but his past experience prohibits it. The pain of wanting something and being unable to have it only because of himself is too much. He blames himself too sometimes. Wishing he could give you more.
  • "I don't mind waiting.", you'd say.
  • "I do. I can't have you, no matter how much I want you.", he'd say.
  • When you cuddle him sensing he's upset, he will bury his face in your neck to hide his tears. The smell of you is comforting.
  • Needing you everytime you're tender with him.
  • Getting aroused when you hug during a kiss.
  • Wanting to kiss your skin all over, to make you cry from pleasure as you bury your face in his neck.
  • Wanting you to hold on to him for dear life as you climax.
  • When he's finally comfortable enough and takes charge of his own sexuality, he'll be so needy.
  • Realising that the two nights he had sex with you were nothing compared to how good making love to you feels.
  • When you give up all control to him, letting him do to you as he wants, the pleasure is almost too much bear. The power he feels is palpable and knowing it is you who trusts him so much will drive him near mad.
  • He will lose control many times so you have a safe word.
  • You both think of the stupidest word possible as a safe word. Something that makes you both laugh when it's used.
  • He likes over stimulating you, making you beg and he'll kiss you to calm you.
  • "It's okay, you can do it, darling.", he'll say stroking you even further and kissing your tears.
  • "Does that feel good, my love?"
  • The more you beg the more he loves it.
  • He likes playing with your hands, holding them in his, touching your fingers, comparing them to his while you rest on his chest, still warm from him being inside of you.
  • Resting his head against your chest to hear your heartbeat.
  • Staring at your face and body intently. Taking in every little reaction you make and replaying them over in his head throughout the day.
  • Staring at you longingly when you're both with the squad, failing terribly at focusing in battle or conversation.
  • Getting aroused when you're covered in blood.
  • Seeing you fighting, in general, turns him on. The smell of your sweat, your rapid heart beat, the way your body moves, all of it now only reminds him of making love to you.
  • Telling you to say his name whenever he's feeling good and you'll chant it as you cum. He loves how it sounds from your lips.
  • Resting his forehead against yours as he's close to cumming.
  • "Look at me.", he'll command you.
  • He likes when your hands rake his hair, pull his hair, tug it whatever. That slight bit of pain arouses him. Better yet, if you bury your nails into his skin.
  • He likes to look at you falling asleep. It's such a gentle thing. How can someone so strong otherwise be so soft around him? Why him? Why did someone like you choose someone like him? He can't believe he has you.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50833876/chapters/128419966 I am updating these hcs on my ao3, if anyone is interested!

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