the trashman

HEY! thats luigi. show him a bit of respect.

Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

this is so cute <3 <3

you should really watch the entire video before reblogging

Alexander McQueen Autumn / Winter 2024

I love being a part of the hive mind

if my favorite rapper ever got on stage to apologize for a diss record i think i'd hit the himalayas and just become a monk. music won't even sound the same - might as well commit to a life of trying to unlock your ajna or something. i'm saying that to say; all those years of running j. cole slander and i've been vindicated in the end.

i won

Customer: (not on record) DMV: DEROGATORY TERM FOR ITALIANS Verdict: ACCEPTED

Mother Fucker Unlimited

BIG CHUNGUS

It’s Meep! Meep is a bit of a celebrity in the axolotl world. She is believed to have a form of dwarfism and is not significantly overweight, although she looks it especially in this photo.

The owner is a well-known and experienced handler who has four other axolotls that are way more… axolotl shaped lol. But she is healthy, not being overfed or suffering due to poor husbandry.

Actually Cute!

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

there should be a Sisyphus emoji

i dropped everything to birth this into existence

Sisyphus rockin killer sneaks

Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot

I am glad you like my post so much but can you do that in private please

It's because they're frogs

if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

Tumblr, 1 April 2024