yas

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

male fragility

bonus:

She’s right though. Soir means night

Shut the fuck up his mom just died

Probably out of embarrassment over him messing up bonsoir

men be like my mom just died time to go on a dating app

this entire convo is a mess cause «bonne nuit» means “good night” while «bonsoir» means “good evening”

Bonsoir and bonne nuit are treated as interchangeable in conversation

I’m French and not they are not interchangeable?? You use bonsoir as a greeting and bonne nuit when you are going to sleep

Feminism

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

bought a hoodie that amusingly has the coordinates for tokyo on it so when aliens abduct me they’ll think it’s like when a dog has an address on its collar and drop me off in tokyo when they’re done fucking me

the reviews are in

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

When....when there's a love potion accident w Harry's potion and everyone in class collectively falls in love w Harry and they all start acting like mad fools for him....except for Draco....who is still in like regular asshole mode...and is all oh I guess I'm extra immune.....but that's a lie....and that's how Harry finds out..That Draco.......has bEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM aLL ALONG...YEAH

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

i fucking knew it would be drarry

Im never becoming old and I’m never dying so God can figure that one out on his own. Not my problem

sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

What in the holy name of ass are foreskin memes?

Imagine having to pay to use this website

Mont giving us some GREAT material the last couple days.