“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

6th grader:

#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me

All the kids at the same time “ OOOOOOOOOO”

babygirl what the fuck is your problem

sorry *pees quieter*

thank you!

me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok

creepypasta

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

can’t even explain how much i miss going to the cinema like. an empty cinema on a cool spring morning? heaven. a packed cinema on a hot summer afternoon, where the air-con is just as exciting as the film? heaven. a quiet cinema on a winter evening, where you just feel right at home? heaven -

had a customer ask me ‘do you have any cookbooks for men’ and i think the saddest part was that we did

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

this is so true

I know

What’s going on here

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

There's a lesbian couple out there that's this powerful

MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES | 2016

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant