A portrait of the Shire by Daniel Kordan

stacey’s dad ♪

is getting really sad ♪

theres some queerbaiting thats like cask of amantillado levels of deception where i almost pity the fool who has been caught but then theres queerbaiting thats like a block of cheese under a box propped up by a stick and i think if you fall for that kind you deserved it maybe

The Man in Black • "the Dark Tower"

(FanArt for Shephen King's book)

I am not me, if in a new fictional world — this time the book — I don’t make the antagonist my main favorite. And if an already selected (and damn charming) appearance is attached to him, fanaticism on the character is inevitable!

The Man in Black, he's Walter, he's Randall Flagg (Marten Broadcloak, Richard Fannin...) One of the main antagonists of the book series of Stephen King — «The Dark Tower». The maximally mysterious person, who captured my attention from the first book and insistently demanded to be in the drawing.

p.s. I agree, that the movie «The Dark Tower» has almost nothing to do with the book series 😔 However, Walter performed by McConaughey bewitches me to madness (this type of character is 100% mine 🙈). In addition, the externality of the dark wizard in the narration is very vague and constantly changing. So, let the true fans forgive me, but Matthew's charm and the magnetism of the movie image overshadowed even my desire for authentic fanart 😅

I’m an Artis, I see it this way 😌

@dailymcconaughey @darktowersource @stephenkingsbooks

i put the :// in http://

keep forgetting i cant digest avocado until its too late

this was a VERY specific image to have on hand for such a specific fact and the speed at which you replied frightens me a bit. thank you for sharing

THE MUMMY (1999) dir, by Stepehn Sommers

Man, that little scrolly wheel to pick your year of birth getting kinda far

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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Change your fucking url OP

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

Happy barricade day ❤️

A masterpost of a bunch of my favorite Les Mis cats! They’re also available on stickers and stuff on my redbubble if you want to help me pay for college :3

Tinder in Russia did not disappoint.

#this does not fill me with confidence

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

fail glass covering our cringe bears

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement

NO REALLY, TRY IT. Try it with any kind of inappropriate humor. Sexist, racist, homophobic, all of it. Look at them blankly, say, “I don’t get it.” And watch the discomfort with the old timey pleasure of a rich old lady wearing pearls.

Rebloging this for the GIRLS with the nervous laughs. THIS IS FOR ALL THE UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS. For the WOMAN too humiliated to say anything.

And if you laugh in uncomfortable situations. Follow it up and ask what they mean.

This also works EXTREMELY well as a means for people in privileged positions to challenge peers’ racism, sexism, &c.

"It's kind of charming in a gawky way", Ryan Newsflash, S06E10