GOSH I LOVE DRAGONS

There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

Someone edit that dragon onto the pride flag

Donkey’s dragon wife from Shrek?

Yeah okay

Someone NEEDS to put her in the welsh flag

yeah that works too actually

Knights

someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

“Just as earthquakes remind us that we live on floating plates, once I’d been confronted with the fragility of another person’s life, I was momentarily unable to see anything as given… All I could see was that all of us here were alive, and that was a miracle.”

–Jenny Odell, How to Do Nothing: Resisting the Attention Economy

some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media

funniest possible advice

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

outcast of the village

I'm so glad to see this blow up actually. this piece feels very important to me, especially that it's not a fanart

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

i would’ve fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would’ve jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i’d be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

bells. i meant bells

don’t do this to me

Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

Glossary of Terms:

Brayette

Chausses

Voider

patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

“i’m not ready” “i’ll wait” and i’ll be in shambles

Right now I’m a little obsessed with the dynamic where they’re both/all ready but there’s something Big Happening or they have Responsibilities so they have to be patient and wait for the right time.

The pent up desire so they can deal with shit followed by the loss of control when they finally come together is just delicious to me.

Going through the apollo tag is crazy because you go from percy jackson, to hades game, to actual worship, to the moon landing, and sometimes i think you see a lawyer dude