person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

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How to Save Money

College:

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My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it.

Why in all the 9 layers of fresh hell would anyone ever ask that

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Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

I’ve gotten like a million comments like “I can’t believe you forgot _____” so here’s an updated list

All of which have been added to the playlist:

 https://play.spotify.com/user/killjewell/playlist/5SO1smOtMUSFFfg4a2awqq 

Why do you attack me like this

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

ASDFGHJKL

Yo where the FUCK is Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

Down With Golf

Where’s that post about being anti-lawns going back to the French Revolution about how wasteful rich people were being by making ginormous gardens while France starved. I feel like there is a comparison to be made there. 

Fuck golf it’s the most boringest sport and rich white people do it on exclusive rich white people spots and it wastes so much damn water. 

this golf stuff is cool and all but I’m really much more interested in how promiscuous millennials are killing McDonald’s

I’m curious as to how we’re killing Home Depot.

Could it be that we’re unable to afford houses and, being stuck in apartments, have little ability or authority to upgrade our own appliances and put up a deck?

Beirut, lebanon 🇱🇧

this is like a painting in motion

coming out of my cage and ive been doing just

gavin mood board

wait that’s this kid’s name? how is he so ubiquitous? why is he so bothered?

his name is gavin and he just can’t catch a break