honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time

Um it's actually unethical to keep monkeys from jumping on the bed. I don't care what the doctor says.

oh so it's totally fine to let them fall off and bump their heads? "i love monkey cranial trauma" <- this is what you sound like. also you're violating my dni

brainrot quite frankly

I gulped so loud

“you’re insufferable” do you promise? Should we kiss

“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams

Many people think this lyric is stupid but they don’t know that she actually channeled the spirit of a closeted 13 year old gay boy and let him ghost write this for her because she’s an ally. So that’s that

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

why does no one remember how homophobic the 00s were? this totally checks for 2003

I’M DECEASED

good read for teachers.

I’ve been yelling this for years

Hi yall, author of the piece here. Medium instituted a pay wall so here is a link to access it for free:

the lyctors really r like. "wait, if i'm trying to kill god, and you're trying to kill god, and she was trying to kill god, and he's boning the enemy leader who's trying to kill god, then WHO'S FLYING THE SPACE STATION"

the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

"i don't even remember about you half the time," said harrow, foreshadowingly,

"i don't even remember about you half the time"

— bitch who remembers you so hard she overrides her own lobotomy