❛         who called the whaaaaaaaambulance?          ❜

      ❛         who called the whaaaaaaaambulance?          ❜

      ❛         who called the whaaaaaaaambulance?          ❜

                         ❛        three elements down. one to go.         ❜

                         ❛        three elements down. one to go.         ❜

                         ❛        three elements down. one to go.         ❜

                         ❛        three elements down. one to go.         ❜

                         ❛        three elements down. one to go.         ❜

                         ❛        three elements down. one to go.         ❜

                         ❛        three elements down. one to go.         ❜

PSA

         ahk is now on hiatus because i no longer find joy in roleplaying him. i might be back, i might not be. it depends on how i feel. but please feel free to follow me on @eagerbender. i’m more active there.

Corny Pickup Lines

1.  Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right 2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 3. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. 4. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. 5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 6. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. 7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. 9. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. 10. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea. 11. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. 12. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that. 13. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you. 14. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes. 15. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? 16. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. 17. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. 18. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. 19.  Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. 20. Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile. 

PSA

         ahk is now on hiatus because i no longer find joy in roleplaying him. i might be back, i might not be. it depends on how i feel. but please feel free to follow me on @eagerbender. i’m more active there.

                         ❛        three elements down. one to go.         ❜

PSA

         ahk is now on hiatus because i no longer find joy in roleplaying him. i might be back, i might not be. it depends on how i feel. but please feel free to follow me on @eagerbender. i’m more active there.

PSA

         ahk is now on hiatus because i no longer find joy in roleplaying him. i might be back, i might not be. it depends on how i feel. but please feel free to follow me on @eagerbender. i’m more active there.