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i want more music by girls for girls who like other girls
hello friends britney is here
goodbye friends britney is gone
Stay gone
whatd u say bitch
New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.
I was thinking at first this was an actual movie
It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000
How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?
12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.
This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!!
If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.
Well then…
Let’s get to work.
Without further ado, and over a year in the making:
Peak 2012 tumblr discourse was when the homestuck, harry potter, and avengers fandoms argued about the origin of “caw caw motherfucker”
Maybe I’m late to this party, but for all this wank about Rey’s parentage, have we talked about the fact that Kylo Ren is not a reliable source of information and has the ability to manipulate the minds of others and is also a giant turd
Yall seein this shit ://
JANE: So curious! She makes Petra giggle! NARRATOR: She makes her do more than that.
You know you’ve really been through some shit when you’re constantly more worried about how someone will react to you presenting an issue you have with them than you are about the thing that upset you in the first place
Didn’t expect this post to be relevant to so many people, damn
Hi this is a symptom of abuse and its so shitty to deal with
What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE while the other half chanted BILL BILL BILL BILL
America is starting to sound like a cult tbh
#honestly if you’re not from the us #these people are not exaggerating #if you play the theme song to Americans of a certain age #they will unanimously freak out and start chanting #BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
That’s because Bill did a children’s program in the 90′s that not only was progressive as fuck in its casting, but it was fun to watch and you actually learned something while enjoying yourself. Not to mention it didn’t talk down to its audience. Even as a grown ass adult I can sit down and watch an episode and relive some of the better memories of my school days.
But now, Bill Nye is so much more than that. He’s an activist for the scientific community. He’s got degrees in engineering. He’s a chemist. And he’s determined to stick to his guns about the scientific issues of today.
Also
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Listen to the song of my people.
Guys. I listened to Bill Nye speak the other day. I have never been more proud and excited. He made science accessible to literally everyone. He is my hero and he inspired a generation of scientists to create and explore the universe.
hey guys, huge fan of genuine love and affection
Guy who likes music
Is he an alien
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
I don't get it because I'm drunk but I enjoyed the humor of it ha ha
Lemony Snicket: But life is like that. It’s a cliffhanger.
Me:
…oh and Neil Patrick Harris