xerxes

Little squeak 

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im that friend that gives u lectures about life but does everything wrong

v.2

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

Amnesic neutral

Out of all the pokemon that are “just an animal,” Toucannon is the most “just an animal.” Even Tauros has the tails and gems. Even seel and dewgong have horns and style. This Fruity Loops-peddling motherfucker is exactly a toucan, failing to live up to the ballistic promise of its awesome name.

hey now this particular toucan is pissed the fuck off

I’m wheezing -

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

If you’re looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror.

Bloody Mary finally coming in clutch

leaked photo of the new communication device key item in pokemon sword & shield

Pikachu the electric dick

Artist:  蓮華

White privilege can also be hard…

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN

Dear God….

I am fucking dying omg

I’m the second “Berkley” yell

Oh my fucking god

Always reblog.

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

ME

here’s the caption from twitter

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck