p3 will be the death of me

what a way to announce your skills issue anyway how long is y'all's longest internet friendship, mine is 14 years

くしゃみ!

hi do y'all mind if i misuse this blog entirely for a second. idk why i'm asking i don't actually care they found a new snake it's a New Snake we didn't know about this snake before!!!!

this is for the long term or the short term. folks who are indecisive will just have to choose something. pets do not count as children in this case.

can i just skip to the part of my life where i move in with my soulmate and i get to wake up next to them every single morning

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

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Vigilant Yaksha (Coloured one of the Xiao from way back)

fear me

knowing someone is genuinely excited to talk to you is a lovely feeling

it's already on my list u can't take it off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat

me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat

me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

today is a new beginning. I urge you to try again, even if you’re presently tired and helpless. make some new goals, do things your previous self wouldn’t do. you will surprise yourself with the ease. your own limits are fluid. regain your confidence, one thing at a time. good things are within your reach. 🕊